We’ve all been to a party that turned out worse than it was supposed to. We’ve also been to a party that had potential, only to be brought down by the always despised party pooper. Both situations are less-than-ideal and can completely turn a possibly good situation into a horribly terrible situation. So this time around, just skip the effort to make it great and just throw a crappy party!
Today is the day you’ll finally learn to drop all expectations and make your party a crapshoot! It’s sure to be a hit with all your friends, and you can do it all by yourself, without any helping hands or party poopers ruining your time. From poop pillows to keychains to balloons, in this guide, you’ll find plenty of ways to make your party the crappiest you can!
Create a focus table full of crap! Poop emoji plush pillows, giant poop emoji balloons, a toilet paper garland, a sassy crappy mask, and brown balloons of all sizes. Pile the balloons up and let the guest kick that crap around a bit.
Help your guests make new poopies with a full assortment of food, drinks and snacks. For beverages, anything brown will do. Chocolate milk, soda, coffee, or create a signature cocktail for the older crowd.
Meatball sandwiches make an easy but satisfying meal. If you want to serve a side salad, be sure to top with raisins or almonds to stay on theme.
Containers of brown nibbles like pretzels and almonds (some of them chocolate covered) are crowd faves. Brownies will make the perfect sweet treat, but there are some really cute poop emoji cupcakes that would take dessert to the next level.
Don’t be a real party pooper and forget to send your friends home empty handed! These plush poop emoji keychains will be a crappy reminder of your poopy party. Tubes of truffles and unwrapped Reese’s minis can be a sweet takeaway treat.
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